- These rules shall be supplemental to the standard Terms of Business and any ancillary documentation, all of which are available upon request.
- Always remain fully clothed when in public on the site.
- Please keep the noise down and be respectful of our neighbours.
- Do not talk about Fight Club.
- Do not talk about Brexit.
- If we’ve told you something on our website, in our booking email, in the arrival email, in person when you arrive and on the notice board, don’t leave a review saying “I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to practice my cello at 4am”.
- A toilet brush is for cleaning your merde from our toilets. Use them.
- Supervising children at all times means not letting your kids play swimmy swimmy in the duck pond.