House Rules
House Rules
- These rules shall be supplemental to the standard Terms of Business and any ancillary documentation, all of which are available upon request.
- Always remain fully clothed when in public on the site.
- Please keep the noise down and be respectful of our neighbours.
- No commercial vehicles on site.
- Do not talk about Fight Club.
- Do not talk about Brexit.
- If we’ve told you something on our website, in our booking email, in the arrival email, in person when you arrive and on the notice board, don’t leave a review saying “I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to practice my cello at 4am”.
- A toilet brush is for cleaning your merde from our toilets. Use them.
- Supervising children at all times means not letting your kids play swimmy swimmy in the duck pond. Bathing and swimming in the pond is strictly prohibited.
- If you wish to have a campfire on site, you must confirm acceptance of the following rules on your registration form; namely:
- a) you may only have fires in a fire pit approved by us
- b) at no time should the fire be left unattended and all children should be properly supervised
- c) fires should be lit in cleared areas where there are no overhanging branches and minimal grass and scrub
- d) the campsite must be safe distance from all property, vehicles, tents and any other camping equipment
- highly flammable items such as gas cylinders and fuel canisters should not be allowed anywhere near the fire area
- never use any kind of flammable liquid on a fire or in an attempt to start the fire
- before starting a fire ensure there is a large bucket of water and a shovel nearby
- put your campfire out with a good amount of water when you have finished with it. Do not use sand or dirt for this purpose instead
- Make sure the campfire is completely out before leaving
Useful Documents
Terms of Business – Opens in a new window