House Rules
House Rules
  1. These rules shall be supplemental to the standard Terms of Business and any ancillary documentation, all of which are available upon request.
  2. Always remain fully clothed when in public on the site.
  3. Please keep the noise down and be respectful of our neighbours.
  4. Do not talk about Fight Club.
  5. Do not talk about Brexit.
  6. If we’ve told you something on our website, in our booking email, in the arrival email, in person when you arrive and on the notice board, don’t leave a review saying “I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to practice my cello at 4am”.
  7. A toilet brush is for cleaning your merde from our toilets. Use them.
  8. Supervising children at all times means not letting your kids play swimmy swimmy in the duck pond.
Useful Documents

COVID-19 – Shower Policy PDF – Opens in new window

Terms of Business – Opens in a new window