House Rules
House Rules
  • These rules shall be supplemental to the standard Terms of Business and any ancillary documentation, all of which are available upon request.
  • Always remain fully clothed when in public on the site.
  • Please keep the noise down and be respectful of our neighbours.
  • No commercial vehicles on site. 
  • Do not talk about Fight Club.
  • Do not talk about Brexit.
  • If we’ve told you something on our website, in our booking email, in the arrival email, in person when you arrive and on the notice board, don’t leave a review saying “I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to practice my cello at 4am”.
  • A toilet brush is for cleaning your merde from our toilets. Use them.
  • Supervising children at all times means not letting your kids play swimmy swimmy in the duck pond. Bathing and swimming in the pond is strictly prohibited.
  • If you wish to have a campfire on site, you must confirm acceptance of the following rules on your registration form; namely:
  • a) you may only have fires in a fire pit approved by us 
  • b) at no time should the fire be left unattended and all children should be properly supervised
  • c) fires should be lit in cleared areas where there are no overhanging branches and minimal grass and scrub
  • d) the campsite must be  safe distance from all property, vehicles, tents and any other camping equipment
  • highly flammable items such as gas cylinders and fuel canisters should not be allowed anywhere near the fire area
  • never use any kind of flammable liquid on a fire or in an attempt to start the fire
  • before starting a fire ensure there is a large bucket of water and a shovel nearby
  • put your campfire out with a good amount of water when you have finished with it. Do not use sand or dirt for this purpose instead
  • Make sure the campfire is completely out before leaving

 

Useful Documents

Terms of Business – Opens in a new window